Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do...– Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via barefeetdirtyfeet) Fuck yeah. (via kittencoaster) This is from This Film is Not Yet Rated, for the record. Which is an amazing fantastic...
I started thinking about what it meant to be a mother in a larger sense, a...– by smrt lernins taken from this post: http://thefeministbreeder.com/letter-to-my-daughter-a-long-awaitedgirl/ over at feministbreeder.com (via lord-lannister)
Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks. -Snoop Dogg & Dr. Dre– (via jessebetancur) dude nooo you cannot keep saying these things!!
waiting for the stuff for my next project at work...
spending way more time on tumblr today so far than on actual work. my boss knows i have nothing to do but asked me to just wait here until she finishes things up for me to do. niceeee.
thatcloudlookslikeabunny: Second Chance by:...
one of my most favorite hobbies lately has been going on different websites of strangers/people i know. it’s best when these feature a portfolio. where else can you find actual photo evidence that someone sucks so much at what they hope to do with their lives? it’s fucking excellent shit.
i have such tumblr guilt.
i know that tumblr is just the internet but i still feel badly everytime i unfollow people that i like. there have been times i’ve had to unfollow people i’m irl friends with because i just don’t dig the stuff they post. this sounds like i’m self absorbed and think it matters to people when i unfollow them, but i actually just have so much guilt and idk why. i’m just...
How I Came to Work at the Wendy's. →
pluralisms: oldtobegin: gillianmae: bmichael: I’ve seen this on my dash quite a bit the last few days. I (honestly, really) have to say, I don’t see what the big deal is. More specifically, I don’t find this sad or slightly tragic. I don’t find the protagonist at all sympathetic or appealing. I don’t know why anyone likes this or cares about it. What is wrong with you? If you don’t feel...
i was in my human sexuality class and my friend was making a presentation on fetishes, she ended up showing rihanna’s video S&M. all was fine until the girl sitting next to (whom i’m casual friends with) looks at me and says something along the lines of rihanna being a hypocrite because she was all “crying to the media that chris brown hit her and now she’s going and...
clementinee: Secret Shack 2007 In high school I built this with a friend for our studio class. We concentrated on using only found and recycled materials by grabbing everything we could find out of dumpsters, yard sales, friends basements… It was based on Walden, squatters rights and ultimately inspired by our youth. Best hang out spot ever to exist. stef, this is really neat also did you...
i curse anyone to death that won't hold an...
yesterday at school, a friend and i were in the elevator on our way to class. as the door was closing we saw this guy running towards the elevator so i hit the door open button so he could get in. he gets in and profusely thanks us for holding the elevator and i jokingly said: “oh sure, i mean i curse everyone to death that won’t hold the elevator for me when they see me...
Both Democrats and Republicans are missing the point by putting the emphasis on...– Dr. Margaret Flowers (via azspot)
times i'm glad my sister has a boyfriend...
when i find out a guy i used to see for a while is working a the restaurant my sister just got a job at.
i'm so grateful that tumblr wasn't a thing when i...
pluralisms: sneerpiece: pluralisms: i can’t imagine the whole of the internet seeing me go through my “obnoxious ignorant shithead” phase well, i don’t know about you, but the rest of us went through that on livejournal. my livejournal was locked down like fort knox tbh lol my painful high-school livejounal entries were turned into multiple books a couple years ago by will.
spring cleaning pro tips
synecdoche: get drunk and break all of the dishes instead of washing them get drunk and set your clothes on fire instead of doing laundry get drunk and get drunker instead of cleaning anything
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at-thejetty: jamespotter-: -hewastheirfriend: wheretheducksgo: new safe tab this is so cool omg omg omg so legit THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
changed my URL again
I just haven’t felt like speaking. I don’t want to open my mouth and talk. I just want to sit in silence. I don’t even want to listen. Lately all I’ve wanted is to be left alone.
was interesting… i have this cousin who i really don’t like very much. he is a year older than me and is totally all about how he’s just so cool bro and how he’s so traveled and educated and blah blah blah. he is white and has dreads. he also used to wear this glittery belt and it was his like “thing” and then it broke. ever since it broke, he has brought it...
please stop screaming “YEAHHHHHHHHHHH” ”YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “OOOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH” in my back parking lot.